Photo instructions

The Photography and Hazardous Chemicals Division of NESLABians.net can add a flattering photo of you to your listing, although sometimes when they get done with it, it's not too flattering any more. Just send it along and hope for the best.

If it is a digital photo, e-mail it to rmills@neslabians.net.

If it is a regular old film photo, mail it to Rick Mills, 536 School St, Berwick ME 03901. The Photo Scanning and Light Bulb Replacement Division will scan it and post it. Enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope if you would like it back.

If it is a fine oil portrait, crate it carefully in museum-quality packaging and ship via registered carrier. You can buy it back on eBay later.

(We can crop out the ex-wife, old boyfriend, blow-up doll, or lampshade on your head if you want. )