LUNA'S PAGE

Attention – Luna Gives Obama the “High-Five”

See Luna’s Obama Campaign Photos Below

Luna Gives Obama the “High-Five” at New Mexico Event

Yes…..after much speculation among the pundits, Luna has come out formally for Obama. Last week on the award winning show “Meet The Press,” Luna told moderator Tom Brokaw that she just could not be silent any longer. When asked by Brokaw if her announcement was influenced by recent endorsements from high-level Republicans like Christopher Buckley and Colin Powell, Luna simply stated she needs to distance herself from the current administration with all of its’ lies and blatant abuses of power. Luna also stated that she believes that McCain’s desire for draining hard-earned middle class dollars to give more to the wealthy is more than she can stomach. Long suspected of being a “closet” Republican, Luna spoke frankly about Governor Sara Palin saying that she reminded her of an old college roommate – “you know, fun to party with, but pretty much worthless when it comes to getting anything meaningful done.” She further went on to say that her old roommate would also babble irrelevant non-connected sentences to defined questions, but, that was after several shotguns of high quality Peruvian.

Luna denied any interest in seeking a cabinet-level position in an Obama administration saying that she will use her eloquent persuasionarly powers to convince Obama and Biden to provide more healthcare to under-appreciated kitties, stop global warming, and to correct the environmental carnage left by eight years of Bushies and Bushy-lover political appointees. Luna stated that expanding heathcare for kitties will be the toughest task. When asked why by Brokaw, Luna stated that to slow global warming, the Democrats simply need to pass laws to time-limit the radio and TV shows of Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and several others. Citing recent studies by the Thurmont State University and the Global Warming Foundation, Luna said that O’Reilly, Hannity. Limbaugh, and other angry Republican men potentially account for 2.7 degrees of warming over the last eight years. Also, to end environmental carnage, simply replacing the current political appointees will stop the damage and provide and opportunity for repair of ecosystems. Luna went on to say that expanding healthcare for kitties will be very difficult because US drug company investment in the area of preventative treatment for kitties has lagged behind many other nations. Luna reminded Brokaw of the segment on the TV show “60 Minutes” showing how people in New England were taking their kitties to Canada for cheaper drugs and medical attention.

Luna closed out the interview stating that she hoped that other kitties would join to support Obama.

Luna’s face shows her lack of patience for angry ranting Republicans crying over their precious money.

Luna hopes all Obama supporters will get out and vote – early if possible.