We are committed to protecting your privacy. We use the information we collect about you to fulfill your requests
for information about our company. Please read on for more details about our privacy policy.
Concerning the Information Collected
The information we collect allows us to respond to customer requests for business and marketing purposes. It may
also be used to improve the content of our website. When you request information about our company, we need to
know your name, e-mail address, mailing address, and phone number. We use this information to process and fulfill
your request.
We do collect information on which pages of our website have been accessed by individual visitors. This information
is aggregated to measure the number of visits, average time spent on the site and pages viewed. We use this information
for internal review only, in an effort to measure site usage and improve site content.
We promise not to divulge to anyone, including you, exactly what information we are collecting about your personal
identity, shopping habits, credit-card debt, sexual predilections, midnight chocolate binges, and bizarre tastes
in draperies. We may attempt to use this information in an effort to improve your experience at our site, but we
promise that, no matter how may attempts we make, your experience will not actually improve. We will, however consistently
refine the demographic appropriateness of banner ads you view on our site, until at last the only ad you see will
be the one taken out by your spouse, telling you to log off and come back to bed.
We Do Not Sell, Trade, or Rent Your Personal Information to Others
Any information volunteered by you on our website may be supplied to our authorized agents, but only when a visitor
to the site is specifically requesting information about our products and services.
In addition, we promise not to share this confidential information with any other organization, unless we or one
of our subsidiaries is purchased by said organization, purchases said organization, or someone parks a barge full
of money in our CEO’s swimming pool. Trust us.
We Do Not Use Cookies
"Cookies" are very small information packets that are stored on your computer's hard drive and used to
enable specific browsing features. There is no truth to the rumor that we choose not to use these features because
of any lack of ability. |