in the appropriate places, like in the
old Western Union days.
>> << son >>
My dear Sir,
This is even less intelligible than your last message. Are you writing in
some sort of code to which I do not have the key? Perhaps you accidentally
deleted the bulk of your message? Perhaps AOL cut you off in mid-sentence?
Please explain.
>> Lady, mind you and forget it wise ass keep using your mail checker computer
>> freak
>> sworry you cwant unwer stwand mwuy lingo, perhaps your a little smarter
>> tan us kind folk down south, excuse me dear asshole!!!!!!
>> And you know I am not A sir considering it says BARBvfs the meaning is
>> BARBARA-VALENZUELA-FAMILY-SCHOOL-OF-MARTIAL-
>> ARTS-AND-SELF-DEFENSE- asshole, never mind
>> Trying to contact the singer Brook Benton He Is the father of my brother
>> Melvin Mind You smartso!!!
>> << son >>
Lady?!?!?!?
I never would have guessed. I would never have imagined that you actually
had your own account, and weren't just using someone else's. Oh, so it's a
deadbeat dad we're looking for, huh? Or is your brother just sore
for having been named "Melvin?" Looking to cash in on those royalties?
Is he named on the birth certificate, or is there going to be a long,
drawn-out paternity suit? Maybe Randy Travis will have to reissue all
those CDs where he used pop's song and give proper credit to your family
and the Martial Arts School. And what, do you suppose, would engender
in me a desire to assist you in your plight? Promises in a share of the
settlement? Endearing prose or flattering words? Shipments of farm produce?
What accomplishments can you cite as positive results of the abusive language
campaign that you have launched on the web in undertaking this search?
Did you suppose that I was, perhaps, a fanatical follower of Brooke,
having every recorded version of the "Boll Weevil Song?" Or that I was
hiding him in my basement until those "greedy claimants" were washed away
by the flood? Or that I held a master database of all Bentons in the world,
a veritable clearinghouse of Benton lore and trivia? Sorry to disappoint you.
Perhaps another Benton would substitute. Take your pick from among the many
proud inheritors of the name from my web page.
And who the hell is "carol?"
P.S.: Don't forget to use that "period" key.
>> don't need cash mom says my brothers dad is brook Benton sorry to
>> bother you
>> oldvin
>> forget it
>> PLEASE GO TO HELL
BROOK BENTON FOUND: http://www.crl.com/~tsimon/benton.htm
